Now, I know what you’re thinking: "A keyless lock? Wow, sounds like a futuristic tech masterpiece!" Well, it would be... if it wasn’t for the fact that the keyless system involves a wrench and some elbow grease.

Here’s how it went down:
Dad, always the DIY enthusiast, decided he was going to upgrade our door with a “new age” keyless system. Forget fingerprints or swiping your phone like everyone else—this man went full throttle and installed a wrench-operated lock. No more fumbling for keys, he said. No more deadbolt struggles, he said. Just grab a wrench, turn the screws, and bam, the door opens or shuts!

Sounds convenient, right?
Well, it would be... if you didn’t have to go outside and turn the screws on the outside of the door to make it work. That’s right—the door only opens if you have a wrench on the outside.

Here’s the real kicker: When we’re in a hurry, dad’s the one locked out in the cold, frantically searching for his wrench, while we’re inside yelling, “Dad, hurry up, we’re going to be late!” The only thing “keyless” about this system is that nobody has any keys... because they were clearly never needed in the first place!

And forget about easy access—every time we need to go in or out, it’s a race against the clock to find that elusive wrench. And if the wrench is misplaced? Well, guess what? You’re not getting in or out until dad finds it! The door doesn’t care if it’s a family emergency or if you’re just trying to escape for a coffee run.

The "funny" part?
The lock is so secure that I’m convinced it might actually work too well. What happens if there’s a fire, you ask? Don’t worry, dad made sure the door can still be locked from the inside... just as long as you have the wrench on hand.

So, while the idea of a keyless lock sounds all smart and techy, this one’s more like a DIY fail turned into a family comedy routine. The more I think about it, the more I realize this door has become a perfect tool for hide and seek—because when dad gets stuck outside searching for that wrench, we’ve all got plenty of time to find the best hiding spots.

Pro Tip:
When creating a “futuristic” keyless lock, maybe don’t forget to include the “getting in” part. A wrench from the outside just doesn’t seem to cut it.

Your Turn!
Ever experienced a DIY project gone wrong? Or have you ever been locked out due to someone’s idea of a “security upgrade”? Share your stories below and let’s all have a laugh about it!

Dad's Keyless Lock: Great for Hide and Seek?